How I Met Your Mother

Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 6)

Barney: I'm too far gone, I'm broken.
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Barney: Hey Jerry, do you really want to be out here like this?
Jerry: Oh sorry small town preacher from the Midwest! Is there a law against dancing?
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Barney: I finally know what it's like to be embarrassed by my dad.
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Barney: I want to hang out with Crazy Jerry not Stay at Home Jerome.
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Barney: My dad will be all, why don't you marry Robin? You guys were cute together. Deep down you know you were never happier than when you were with her.
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Barney: Tonight's gonna be Leden-Jerry!
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Barney: You want to make God laugh, tell him your plans right?
Robin: What is wrong with you?
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Random Girl: How can you not remember my name...it rhymes with your name?
Barney: And I said my name was?
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Barney: Marshall you can't pay your mortgage with hacky sacks and good vibes.
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Barney: No you were right. A kid needs a hoop.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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