Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 6)
Season 7, Episode 19: "The Broath"
Barney: Are you saying evil plan?
Quinn: Hells to the yes!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: I was gonna say, and now the gentlemen bump fists. How long you been holding back that one?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: Fine I'll fill her in and I am so angry I am not even going to make a joke about filling her in, which I did three times last night. Self five!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 18: "Karma"
Quinn: Hey Gorgeous, want a dance?
Barney: Is it a jig? Cause if so, it's up! Sorry I only had the last verse of "Hot For Teacher" to work on that.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ted: Maybe it's destiny?
Barney: Nah, Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: What am I going to do about this Quinn thing? I want to ask her out again but I don't know how I feel about her being a stripper.
Ted: Why would you have an issue with that? You've dated convicted felons, arms dealers... pageant moms?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lily: You'll be playing with two charter members of the East Meadow Alley Cats.
Marshall: We're a hot dog eating team with a bowling problem.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Barney: When did I become such a gooey romantic?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "No Pressure"
Ted: Barney that was my VCR.
Barney: Ted, it was a VCR!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?
Barney: Thanks, now lets watch our two best friends have sex on tape!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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