Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 9)
Season 7, Episode 10: "Tick Tick Tick"
Barney: Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Robin: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Barney: What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin: Two wrongs don't make a right?
Barney: No that's not it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "Disaster Averted"
Barney: I'm going to like the way I look. I guarantee it.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Perfect on Paper"
Barney: Heavens to Gretzky.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Where is my cash?
Robin: I did a little exchange for you canucklehead.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Barney: I want American Scotch from Scotland!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 7: "Noretta"
Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nora: Forgot my raincoat.
Barney: That makes one of us.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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