The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Bart Simpson Quotes
Damn TV, you've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to...uh...
Oh my, God. Simon set me up. And all this time I thought he wanted the life of a stranger he met in the bathroom.
Why am I sleeping when right next door is every kid's dream - - a fat, suggestible, zombie dad?
Homer: Boy, I know you're gonna like your present.
Bart's Present: Shuddup, shuddup, kiss my butt, shuddup, go to hell, go to hell!
Bart: Dad, I promise I'll never get tired of this.
(About his new python) He is so awesome I already love him more than Lisa!
The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.
Zombie Flanders: Hey Simpson! I'm feeling a mite peckish. (Evilly) Mind if I chew your ear?
(Homer shoots Ned and the others gasp.)
Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!
Homer: (Surprised) He was a zombie!?
Marge: How would you like it if twenty years from now, people were laughing at things you did?
Bart: Not likely.
Things change when you hit the big 1-O. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore.
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
Selma: Bart, come cheer up your Aunt Selma
Bart: Okay.
Selma: What did you learn in school today?
Bart: Principal Skinner's gonna ask Aunt Patty to marry him.
(Moment of silence.)
Selma: Hmm. Thanks, kid. You made my day.
Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Milhouse: Booyah!
Bart: Now you're not.
