Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 2)
Season 24, Episode 3: "Adventures in Baby Getting"
Bart: Oh no, Lisa's face! It's the same.
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class.
Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 2: "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
Bart: Now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one's mad at George Lucas.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: It's Homer before his boobs came in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 1: "Moonshine River"
Bart: Come on, Dad, you love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.
Homer: Lousy out-dated relics.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 22: "Lisa Goes Gaga"
Bart: Without awards show, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 19: "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 15: "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
Homer: Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise - island something. Bart: It's like going to Hawaii without all the murderous locals.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 13: "The Daughter Also Rises"
Bart: Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are multi.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 12: "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
Bart: From now on I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
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