Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 4)
Season 23, Episode 3: "Treehouse of Horror XXII"
Marge: I take your sugary sweets and give you healthy items...
Bart: This is exactly why kids need a union.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 2: "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
Bart: I thought teachers only went outside to smoke and cry.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: Same garbage, different dumpster.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 22: "The Ned-Liest Catch"
Bart: If fairytales have taught us anything, first wives are the best and second wives are terrible.
Homer: Just the opposite of real life.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 21: "500 Keys"
Bart: The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 20: "Homer Scissorhands"
Bart: It's one of those unsolved mysteries, like how do my clothes get cleaned and get back in my dresser?
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: You're gonna regret the day you were born.
Bart: I already do, it's too close to Christmas.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 19: "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
Bart: Only you can make tree poop boring.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 16: "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
Bart: Who the hell asre Cheech and Chong?
Homer: Cheech and Chong were the Beavis and Butthead of their day!
Bart: Who are Beavis and Butthead?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 15: "The Scorpion's Tale"
Bart: Are they robots?
Pharmaceutical Sales Rep: No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
Pharmaceutical Exec: I scoop them up by the Sorority.
Nerd: This is the nerd fraternity!
Pharmaceutical Exec: Drop them off in research.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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