Bart Simpson Quotes
From now on I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize.
I dump on you, and you take it. That's how friendship works.
I've been acting like a 10 year old the last 30 years, but I swear i'm going to grow up and act 20 like a divorced 40 year old should.
Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is.
People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.
Jimbo: Your fists are sisters?
Dolph: Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Bart: Nice save.
I'll get one those jobs where you don't need to read. Like french fry maker or general.
Developer: I have twins I've never met.
Bart: When you meet them tell them your game is too easy.
Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the 'm.'
Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?
Traitor. How dare you betray me on me on the planet that got me laid?
Marge: I take your sugary sweets and give you healthy items...
Bart: This is exactly why kids need a union.