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From now on I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize.

I dump on you, and you take it. That's how friendship works.

I've been acting like a 10 year old the last 30 years, but I swear i'm going to grow up and act 20 like a divorced 40 year old should.

Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is.

People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.

Jimbo: Your fists are sisters?
Dolph: Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Bart: Nice save.

I'll get one those jobs where you don't need to read. Like french fry maker or general.

Developer: I have twins I've never met.
Bart: When you meet them tell them your game is too easy.

Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the 'm.'

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