The Simpsons

Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 6)

Bart: What's your note say?
Lisa: The seven of clubs?
Homer: Tada!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lisa: Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back and look fondly at our house.
Bart: Well stop in and say hi to me because I'll still be there chilling in my basement bachelor pad.
Homer: Make sure to water my backyard grave.
Bart: As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.
Homer: Just don't dress me up as a woman.
Bart: We'll see.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: I'll be the demon. You be the thimble.
Milhouse: Aw, I'm always the thimble.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: What was that lesson I learned from video games? Oh yeah. Kill, kill, kill!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Milhouse: Satan's path?
Bart: It's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: I thought we were going to breakfast.
Marge: First, we're visiting grampa.
Homer: No fair, we just went to church.
Bart: So we already heard stories from thousands of years ago that didn't happen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: You never fail to nauseate me boy.
Bart: Just call me Barf Simpson.
Homer: I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bob: The greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore.
Bart: Oh I haven't gotten to that part yet.
Bob: It's a 4 year old book!
Bart: I'm a slow reader.
Bob: A fitting epitaph... it means last words.
Bob: Are you here to teach me or kill me?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Bart: Mom, can I go?
Marge: Is your room clean?
Bart: No.
Marge: Good, that will give me something to do while you're the game.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: You rebel scum make me sick. This is sweet justice for how you graybacks treated our boys at Andersonville.
Lisa: Where there's cruelty involved, Bart sure knows his history.
 • Rating: Unrated

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