Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 8)
Season 21, Episode 15: "Stealing First Base"
Nikki: I know CPR!
Bart: Nikki, no! I prefer a dead child to a law suit from your parents.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: We'll be sued into the poor house and we'll be forced to eat garbage the rest of our lives.
Bart: That's no problem, mom can make garbage taste great.
Marge: Thank you.
Bart: I mean it.
Marge: And it means the world to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: I need to talk about man stuff.
Homer: Talk to grampa, he used to be a man.
Bart: He did?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: Where's Mrs. K?
Principal Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel had to go to Portland. Apparently the people she hired to deprogram her sister from that cult were an even worse cult.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 14: "Postcards from the Wedge"
Bart: Weird, I just made an entire lose its lunch.
Nelson: And?
Bart: I'm not feeling the rush.
Nelson: Tell me more.
Bart: Something's missing. Am I broken?
Nelson: Jump with me. Bart, at the end of the day, if your parents aren't p.o.'d you haven't really pranked. You have to take it up a notch.
Bart: Really?
Nelson: If no one's getting mad, are you really being bad? Think about it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: You would mess up mom and dad's marriage just to get out of doing some homework?
Bart: I would end all life this planet to get out of doing fractions.
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: Now what are you up to?
Bart: Whatever happened to "hi?"
Lisa: Hi. Now what are you up to?
• Rating: Unrated
Mrs. Krabappel: Bart Simpson, you've had three months to do this project, you started 30 seconds ago.
Bart: Thank you, thank you.
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm not complimenting you. You've destroyed every ideal i've had about teaching since I saw To Sir With Love as a little girl.
Nelson: Haha, you're old.
Mrs. Krabappel: I saw it on video in the eighties.
Nelson: Outdated media, I stand by my "haha."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 13: "The Color Yellow"
Lisa: We're 1/64 black!
Bart: So that's why I'm so cool.
Lisa: And that's why my jazz is so smooth.
Homer: And that's why I earn less than my white co-workers.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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