Ben Wyatt Quotes
April: My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine?
And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.
Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Townsperson: I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy.
Why don’t you take a whale sounds break?
Ben: I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
Ron: Thank you, that means a lot to me.
I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.
I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.
Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.
Look what they did to Peebo! He’s wearing a hat made of penises!
Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!
I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new star wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.