April: My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine?

And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.

Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Townsperson: I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy.

Why don’t you take a whale sounds break?

Ben: I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
Ron: Thank you, that means a lot to me.

I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.

I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.

Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.

Look what they did to Peebo! He’s wearing a hat made of penises!

Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!

I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new star wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.

Parks & Rec Quotes

I hit rock bottom that night. I mean I literally fell to the bottom of a pit and hit a rock. I remember laying there thinking, there's probably a good reason why I'm down here. And then I remember thinking I need morphine.

Mark

You know why tonight is so much fun? Because everyone's so gay. And they know how to have fun, and the dancing ... everyone is just who they are and who they are is just stone cold gay.

Leslie