Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation
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Ben: Today is Leslie’s last day as a counselor, so everyone needs to be extra supportive.
Ron: Already done. When I walked past her this morning, I gave her a kind nod.

Remember when last year no one got flu shots because there was a rumor they’d turn you European?

Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake.

Ben: I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to have a weapon at work.
Ron: Literally, everything is a weapon. That folder in my hands is far deadlier than this bow in yours.

Ingrid: We purchased HBO for the entire town.
Ben: You spent government money on a TV subscription?
Ingrid: It's not TV.

Well, Jerry was never the type to rise above mediocrity. Or to it.

Tom: Pop quiz. Name the scent.
Ben: Umm Spasm. No, Butterface!

Ben: I can't believe they're finally giving me the key to the city.
Leslie: I can't believe it took so long. They gave the key to every other mayor in the city. And none of them had as cute a butt as you.

Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!

Leslie: I love you and I like you.
Ben: I love you and I like you.

Leslie: But my mom isn't here. And you parents aren't here.
Ben: Good!

Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!


Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.