April: My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine?

And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.

Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Townsperson: I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy.

Why don’t you take a whale sounds break?

Ben: I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
Ron: Thank you, that means a lot to me.

I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.

I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.

Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.

Look what they did to Peebo! He’s wearing a hat made of penises!

Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!

I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new star wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy