Reaper

Ben Quotes (Page 5)

Andi: So what's wrong with her?
Ben: She's a huge fan of Lionel Ritchie.
Sock: Isn't that messed up?
Andi: Oh yeah.
Ben: All Night Long.
Sock: We think she's the spawn of Satan.
Andi: Later
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Sam: How did you find me?
Sock: We followed you, Sam. Ben drove here with his headlights off the entire time.
Ben: It was very stressful
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Ben: The Devil has a child. You know, I never thought the Devil had genitals.
Sock: What, like a Ken doll?
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Sock: We got presents! Look. Bought your grandmother a book. It's in Spanish.
Ben: It's French.
Sock: What? Oh. Well, you know, it's never too late to learn a new language
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Andi: You guy must have done something enormously horrendous to get food court duty.
Sock: Oh, yeah. Some idiot posted a picture and profile of Ted on a bi-curious website. He totally blamed us.
Andi: Huh. You do it?
Ben: Of course.
Andi: Nice
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Ben: We have until then to commit yet another felony.
Sock: Kinda gets you pumped, right?
Ben: Yes it does
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Ben: Yeah, Love, Bullets, and Blacktop. It's a fine title.
Sock: Boobs, Bullets, and Blacktop would be better. You know, the whole repeating the B's thing, that's classy
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Ben: Damn. We look good.
Sock: I'm thinking of touching myself.
Sam: Not in my car, please
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Sock: God, do we have to talk to Russ? Guy gives me the skeeves.
Sam: Yes. Yes, we do. But remember, we are all business. You show any signs of friendship to Russ and it's like feeding a raccoon. We'll never get rid of him.
Sock: Ah, you hear that, Ben?
Ben: Oh, wh...
Sock: No, listen to me. None of this, my name's Ben. I like everybody. Let's be blood brothers, okay? I do not want to hang out with this guy. He's extra-strength douche
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Sock: Are you scared?
Ben: Does is show?
Sock: You're kinda hurting my arm...
Ben: Oh. [lets go of Sock]
Sock: You've got some nails on you, man
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