Bender Quotes
Fry: And the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself!
Bender: Fry, some of us have real problems! I just learned there are people with fancier sausage meats than me!
Hermes: Oh no, no more implants. I don't want to end up a cold, emotionless machine like you.
Bender: Oh, that's sweet, Hermes.
Fry: Hey, Bender! You should become an executioner! You could kill humans and wear a cool hood.
Bender: Nah, I like my victims to know who did it.
Fry: Bender, you wanna go out and do something?
Bender: Oh, so now I'm your last resort booty call, huh? Okay, let's go!
And so began the fight career of two skimpy outfits and the feisty women who filled them. And though sometimes they got beaten, other times they got beaten badly. But just when it looked like they'd never win, they didn't.
Leela: It's time to get on with your life.
Morris: But she was my life:
Bender: Awww.
Fry: [silence]
Leela: [silence]
Bender: What?
Leela: Hey guys, welcome to my parents' 40th anniversary party!
Bender: I'm bored. Let's drink!
Now hold on, I feel like I was chased by a mushroom recently.
What are you, some kind of attack fungus? Or just a moldy schnauzer?
Once again, television has given me a reason to live.
Bender: Heheheh, man, I've never had anyone try so hard to digest me.
Zoidberg: Look, we've all been in a sea monster's stomach.
Calculon really Shatner'd the hell out of that scene!
