Betty: I'm going to miss you. You should really talk to them about Colonial Williamsburg. You're driving right by it.
Sally: It's 12 states in 12 days. They can't stop everywhere.
Betty: Well, when I did the trip it was six states.
Sally: Weren't they still colonies?

Bobby: She really likes you.
Betty: Yeah, well that blouse says she likes everyone.

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.

That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?
Betty: I don't know, but it is for me. It is for most people.

Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

It's nice to be put through the ringer and find out...I'm just fat.

Betty: Say what you always say.
Don: Everything's gonna be okay.

Betty: Jesus, Henry, just once could you take my side!
Henry: No one's every on your side Betty.

Don't you dare lie to me, I'll cut your fingers off!

I want him dead!

Don: I'm not gonna let you break up this family.
Betty: I didn't break up this family.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Don: You have a foul mouth. Take responsibility for your failure. That account was handed to you and you made nothing of it because you have no character.
Mathis: You don't have any character. You're just handsome. Stop kidding yourself!
Don: Everybody has problems. Some people can handle them and some people can't. Look at yourself because the next thing you're going to have to move past is losing this job. You're fired.