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That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?
Betty: I don't know, but it is for me. It is for most people.

She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

Only boring people are bored.

Betty: Say what you always say.
Don: Everything's gonna be okay.

It's nice to be put through the ringer and find out...I'm just fat.

Don't you dare lie to me, I'll cut your fingers off!

Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

Betty: Jesus, Henry, just once could you take my side!
Henry: No one's every on your side Betty.

Betty: What's your name?
Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.

You don't kiss boys. Boys kiss you.

When you don't have any power, you have to delay things.

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Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


How would you know what this feels like?