That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

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She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

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Only boring people are bored.

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It's nice to be put through the ringer and find out...I'm just fat.

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Betty: Say what you always say.
Don: Everything's gonna be okay.

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Don't you dare lie to me, I'll cut your fingers off!

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Betty: Jesus, Henry, just once could you take my side!
Henry: No one's every on your side Betty.

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Betty: What's your name?
Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.

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You don't kiss boys. Boys kiss you.

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When you don't have any power, you have to delay things.

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Don: I can explain.
Betty: I know you can. You're a gifted storyteller.

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Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

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