That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?
Betty: I don't know, but it is for me. It is for most people.

Only boring people are bored.

Betty: Say what you always say.
Don: Everything's gonna be okay.

It's nice to be put through the ringer and find out...I'm just fat.

Don't you dare lie to me, I'll cut your fingers off!

Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

Betty: Jesus, Henry, just once could you take my side!
Henry: No one's every on your side Betty.

Betty: What's your name?
Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.

You don't kiss boys. Boys kiss you.

When you don't have any power, you have to delay things.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Sally: What's her name?
Don: Bethany.
Sally: I don't like that.