Am I ever going to sleep again?

She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

Betty: Where's Don?
Nurse: He's in the waiting room.
Betty: Bullshit. He's never where you expect him to be.

Only boring people are bored.

I was an anthropology major. Imagine that.

Don: They want me, but they can't have me.
Betty: You're right. Why would I think that has anything to do with me?

When you don't have any power, you have to delay things.

You don't kiss boys. Boys kiss you.

I hate to say this, but this has really made me wonder about civil rights. Maybe it's not supposed to happen right now.

I want what I want when I want it.' And you don't care what it does to the rest of us - like someone else I know.

It's a lie so big. I feel like I've been in some dream since I found out.

Betty: I liked your girl Peggy. She's fresh.
Don: As the driven snow.

Mad Men Quotes

Peggy: You always say, if you don't like what they're saying about you, change the conversation.
Don: To what? What they're saying about us is true!

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert