Don't you dare lie to me, I'll cut your fingers off!

I want him dead!

Don: I'm not gonna let you break up this family.
Betty: I didn't break up this family.

I don't love you.

I want to scream at you for ruining all this. Then, you tried to fix it and there's no point.

Don: Everything's gonna be fine.
Betty: How do you know that?
Don: You'll see.

Don: Why are the kids watching this?
Betty: What am I supposed to do, Don? Am I supposed to keep it from them?

Betty: What would you do if you were me? Would you love you?
Don: I was surprised you ever loved me.

All this time I thought you were some football player that hated his family.

Betty: What's your name?
Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.

Betty: Are you thinking of what to say? Or are you just looking at that door?
Don: I'm not going anywhere.

Don: I can explain.
Betty: I know you can. You're a gifted storyteller.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means "the pain from an old wound." It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.

Don Draper