Betty: Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your loud shirt.• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Henry [about his girlfriend Chloe]: I don't know why I'm with her. The only thing we have in common is we can both do one armed push ups
Betty: She does look strong
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Clarie: I don't mean to cast doubt on this lovely ceremony but is this legally biding?
Betty: Oh yeah, she was an ordained minister before he decided to become an actress slash model. How perfect is that?
Claire: A mother's dream
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Betty: What are we gonna do? We can't just paint stars in your apartment and call it the planetarium. I mean this is Adele, not Amy Winehouse
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Betty: Are you sure this is the best way to deal with your feelings?
Christina: Well I did consider throwing a dart at the real thing, but she's so damn fast in those heels
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Daniel: Everyone's staring at me
Betty: That's because you're supposed to be a waiter and you're standing around in a $10,000 Prada suit eating cookies
Daniel: It's two years old!
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Betty [about Wilhelmina's baby]: You're so good with him
Christina: Who knew? I thought my only maternal instinct was nursing a bottle of whiskey
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Betty: For the record, I decided the limo treatment doesn't suck
Matt: Also for the record, I'm not a limo guy. I just thought it'd be fun since... it's Tuesday?
Betty: Tuesday, now officially known as limo day. Seriously, Matt, stop pampering me
Matt: Damn, there goes hot air balloon Wednesday
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Matt: Betty, this will be the first time I have ever been with a woman I really care about. So technically you are my first
Betty: Aww, that's so corny... and sweet
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Betty: Okay Mr prodigy piano guy... how's this one? [sings]
Matt: That's it, that was a perfect A Flat
Betty: Shut up you're a bad a liar
Matt: No, I'm not lying. I'm just still deaf in this ear from when you did your C Sharp
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Total Quotes: 163
