Ugly Betty

Betty Suarez Quotes (Page 14)

Daniel: Apparently you've got a very thoughtless boss who didn't realize until last night that you deserve a lot more than a crappy trophy.
[Daniel hands Betty an envelope]
Betty: These are tickets.
Daniel: To Mexico. For you, your father, and the rest of your family. All they had was first class. Hope you don't mind.
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Betty [referring to Henry and Charlie]: How could he leave with her?
Christina: Maybe that twit pepper scrambled his brains
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Betty: I know you believe in all this chivalry stuff, but you don't have to defend my honor
Henry: Yes, I do. Don't forget your crown
[Henry places crown on Betty's head]
Christina: Romantic little banger isn't he?
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Betty: When I was a little girl I hated getting my allergy shot, so I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!
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Betty: Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester's Banquet?
Christina: I think people just want to get drunk.
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Betty: Henry can you believe it? We saved the day, I am totally wonderful.
Henry: I snatched a purse, I'm kind of a bad ass!
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Amanda: You got messages. Christina called like twelve-hundred times. I'm pretty sure she was drunk dialing. And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around.
Betty: Henry is not my lover. And just throw away the messages from Christina.
Amanda: Oh, someone's got their bitch on.
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Betty: What are you doing sneaking in my window like your back in high school?
Hilda: I was out last night, with Santos, but I don't want Papi to know or Justin, yet. I mean I don't know if this is I love you or I love you naked
Betty: OK, so you are back in high school

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Betty: We have models coming at 4:00
Daniel: That's nice... girl models, right?

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Becks: Where's everybody going? I didn't miss the party did I?
Betty: Oh no, there is no party. Daniel is in a meeting with two models
Becks: Add Becks and you get a party
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