Ugly Betty

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Betty Suarez Quotes (Page 15)

Season 1, Episode 19: "Punch Out"

Betty: Am I dressed right for the club?
Christina: Yes if you're auditing them
• Rating: Unrated

Daniel: Do you have any messages for me?
Betty: Yes, Becks called to say congratulations for getting into Tabitha's gift bag. Ew, I just got that.
• Rating: Unrated

Quincy Combs: You are feisty
Betty: And I bite too
Quincy: Do not underestimate me. You may be the beast that guards the gates, but I have taken down kings, presidents, the electric car! Daniel Meade doesn't stand a chance against me.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 18: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

Marc: You're from the Philippines, right?
Betty: Queens!
Marc: Don't give me that look, they both end in "eens".
• Rating: Unrated

Betty: My second day here, you tricked me into eating glue by telling me it was white chocolate.
[Marc laughs]
Betty: No! I could have died!
Marc: Oh, I only let you eat two pieces. Come on!
• Rating: Unrated

Betty: I learned something about family tonight. They're not always the ones that love you the most. Sometimes it's the family that you make for yourself
Marc: Getting a little too Lifetime Original for me, but I get it, she doesn't want to be a part of my life then it's her loss because I'm frigging fabulous
Betty: Yes you are
Marc: Just you so know, you'll always be my little chimichanga. This doesn't mean I like you
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Betty: Is this a celebration drink? Are you buying? Can I get a banana daiquiri?
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 17: "Icing on the Cake"

Betty: How do you feel about going to the Grand Regent?
Dr Farcus: Am I that good of a slow dancer?
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 1, Episode 16: "Derailed"

[Betty sees Grace Chin]
Betty: Why would you stand her up?
Daniel: Back in school she was a mess. She had braces, glasses, and this crazy hair. Which totally works for some people. Will you please stop looking at me like that and send her in?

• Rating: Unrated