Ugly Betty

Betty Suarez Quotes (Page 16)

Claire: How are [Alexis and Daniel]?
Betty: They're adjusting...
Claire: Betty..
Betty: It's like Cain and Abel.. if Abel was a woman... who used to be a man
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[Claire is looking at picture on Betty's cell phone]
Claire: It's a guy with no chin and permanent bed head
Betty: Oh that's Walter

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Betty: Let's take the stairs, it'll get the toxins out
Claire: I like my toxins.. with two olives
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Claire: Who are you?
Betty: I'm Betty Suarez, I'm Daniel's assistant
Claire: I'm Claire Meade, Daniel's mother, I win
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Betty: Dad thank you for coming, I have to get back to work
Ignacio: I was just concerned
[Ignacio takes out camera]
Ignacio: ... and I was hoping to get a look at the shemale!
Betty: Dad!
[Betty takes camera]
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Alexis: And no i didn't quit smoking, it's a hormone patch so the mustache doesn't grow back
Betty: Where'd you get that because I have to bleach all the time?
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Hilda: Do you know how hard it is for me, Betty? First impressions is all I got. If I don't flirt with the boys and joke with the girls they're gonna realize there's not much behind the tight jeans and low cut top
Betty: That is such crap
Hilda: Well it was worth a shot. Yours had some good stuff.
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Henry: iPod, cell phone... I hope they'll be declaring those on their taxes... too nerdy?
Betty: Yep
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Justin: Are you talking to Posh?
Betty: No, but I'm talking to the people that talk to her
Justin: Betty rules
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Betty [on hidden bluetooth]: Betty Suarez
Ignacio: I know, I named you
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