Ugly Betty

Betty Suarez Quotes (Page 17)

Betty: Now can we discuss this Cheetos tan?
Daniel: What I was supposed to be in Rio for a few weeks
Betty: You look like an Oompa-Loompa
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Hilda: Walter, now he's the kind of guy you can settle down with
Betty: How do i know if i'm settling down or just settling?
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Daniel: Look at you, fashion week. Last week you thought Cavalli was a type of pasta
Betty: Yeah, so did you
Daniel: Well we've both come a long way
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Betty: You only have $327 left in your account? But you're a Meade!
Daniel: A poor Meade. I blew through my trust fund like I was Michael Jackson
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Amanda: What is the very first thing i ever said to you
Betty: Are you the before?
Amanda: Okay the second thing
Betty: Are you delivering something?
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Ignacio: That girl has the vocal chords of a large cat
Hilda: I heard that
Ignacio: ...and the ears of whatever hears best
Betty: A dolphin
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Betty: What is going on over there?
Daniel: The tree i ordered just arrive
Betty: What?
Daniel: Christmas tree for your family
Betty: Why did you order us a tree?
Daniel: Well i threw up in four rooms in your house, it's the least I could do
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[after Daniel's fight with Sofia in the backseat...]
Betty: Maybe you should stick to girls who love two seaters
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Daniel: and you slept?
Betty: In your arms... I'm kidding, relax
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Hilda: Don't even think about it
Justin: How does she do that?
Santos: She's a little bit of a witch
Betty: Give or take a letter
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