Betty Suarez Quotes (Page 18)
Season 1, Episode 8: "Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral"
Betty: Are you wearing cover up?
Daniel: I had a pimple, go away
• Rating: Unrated
Gina: Looks like I'm not the only one doing a little last minute Thanksgiving shopping
[Betty looks inside bag..]
Betty: A carton of cigarettes and a bottle of vodka
Gina: You have your traditions, i have mine
• Rating: Unrated
Betty: This was the best turkey they had?
Hilda: No, it was the last turkey they had. You were this close to stuffing a brisket
• Rating: Unrated
Daniel: I'm like this close to splitting a cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes
Betty: I really miss that show
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 7: "After Hours"
Betty: Walter, you can't wear a t-shirt to a 3 star rest
Walter: Why not? Rockstars wear t-shirts to award shows
Betty: You're not a rockstar. You play the flute in a Jethro Tull tribute band
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 6: "Trust, Lust, and Must"
Betty: This can be the answer to my family's problems...
Christina: That's what they say in the movies... then they have to kill someone... or sleep with someone... or both
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Daniel: books, newspapers, ABC news, I pay attention to which of those?
Betty: None.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Betty: I have something that might interest you
Marc: If it's not Taye Diggs in baby oil, I doubt it
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe"
Betty: It's exhausting being a butterfly, no wonder why they only live two weeks
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancake
Betty: The what?
Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away
Betty: I don't throw awake pancakes
• Rating: Unrated
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