Season 2, Episode 1: "How Betty Got Her Grieve Back"
Christina [talking to herself in mirror]: Hello Mrs Matt DamonBetty: Are you doing the Matt Damon thing again?
Christina: I'll give you a Bourne ultimatum
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Betty: You want some cereal... shoot I forgot to get the cereal.. which okay because we don't have any milk
Justin: Don't worry about it, we're making macaroni necklaces today, I'll just eat that
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Season 1, Episode 23: "East Side Story"
Betty: I can't sleep, I can't eat... [Betty cowing down on chocolates and Christina gives her a look]
Betty: Well I can't sleep
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[Betty is trying to cook for Henry and Ignacio is on the phone giving advice]
Ignacio: Just add cilantro.
Betty: I don't think I have cilantro. Can I just add extra cheese?
Ignacio: You didn't buy chili powder, and you used ketchup, so why not?
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[Amanda walks in on Henry and Betty about to kiss]
Amanda: Eww dorkus interruptus
Henry and Betty: Get out!
Amanda: Hey everyone, Betty is in heat!
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Season 1, Episode 22: "A Tree Grows in Guadalajara"
Betty: Besides, we get to meet all of our family members and practice our Spanish. "Hola comi a tu sobrina."Ignacio: You just said "I ate your niece."
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Betty: She wants me to fill out mom's side of the tree
Hilda: ...and you can climb it with those toenails
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Hilda [translating Curandera's fortune]: ...and the answer is behind the tree
Betty: What does that mean?
Hilda: It means the woman is nuts. A minute ago she was eating a candle.
Hilda [to Curandera]: Thank you, gracias, goodbye Mrs Crazy
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Hilda: Papi, tell them you didn't get your complimentary travel kit. cause if I get another I can use them as bridesmaids' gifts
Betty: Here, you can have mine
Hilda: Oh no, you keep yours, you're my maid of honor
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Season 1, Episode 21: "Secretaries' Day"
Daniel: Apparently you've got a very thoughtless boss who didn't realize until last night that you deserve a lot more than a crappy trophy.[Daniel hands Betty an envelope]
Betty: These are tickets.
Daniel: To Mexico. For you, your father, and the rest of your family. All they had was first class. Hope you don't mind.
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