Season 1, Episode 5: "The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe"
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Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancake
Betty: The what?
Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away
Betty: I don't throw awake pancakes
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Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Fey's Sleigh Ride"
Christina: Leave [justin] here he's having fun, he's alrightBetty: Really?
Christina: Besides I got some elf costumes to try on later and little people make me nervous
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Betty: I don't like lying
Marc: Neither do I... okay that was a lie
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Betty: Marc, Amanda, this is Justin
Marc: Oh, so that's pregnancy weight
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Betty: These are some of my friends...
Amanda: Just because we're sharing an elevator doesn't mean we're friend
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Amanda: Ground rules: Stop with the chatty, don't stand so close to me, and no one eats the grilled cheese
Betty: She's eating one
Marc: Of course fat carol is eating one, what did you expect?
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Season 1, Episode 3: "Queens for a Day"
Ignacio: You have such a big heartBetty: Stop it with the big heart. The speech didn't work when I was cast as a rock in the school play... or when I was sitting at home with you and mom on prom night.. and it's not gonna work now
Ignacio: Betty you'll always be my special girl, you know that....just so you know you were a really terrific rock
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Betty: I work in an office full of glamazon women who are all six feet tall and fully waxed...
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