Betty [about speaker]: She's so amazing I can't believe you get to work for herGirl: What you do sounds a lot more fun, especially during fashion week
Betty: Fashion week isn't nearly as cool as genocide week... sorry that came out wrong
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Daniel: Shoplifting? I don't even know what that means
Betty: Yeah, neither did your mother
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Betty: Mrs Meade, did you shop lift?
Claire: It's not shoplifting if you can afford the item but don't have the funds on you
Betty: Wait, what? I think that is shoplifting
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Amanda: I'll miss you
Betty: You'll see me at work
Amanda: Yeah, but I probably won't be as nice
Betty: Probably not
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Betty [pep talk to self]: Alright, stay cool, no drool
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Amanda: Is it possible he was just licking guacamole off your chin?
Marc: Ohh
Amanda: You are known to have food situations
Betty: Nope, I wasn't even eating
Marc: Not eating? This story is getting more and more preposterous
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Amanda [about Jesse]: Where is he? How is he? What's he packing?
Betty: No no, he left after we kissed
Amanda: Wait, what happened? Was it your breath again?
Betty: No I told him I had to get up early for work
Amanda: Why? You had the date any fourth grader would die for
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Claire: I spent the entire time being groped by perverts in Montmarte
Betty: Oh, I'm sorry
Claire: Why? The French still appreciate something finely aged
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Ignacio: Dr steve was pretty sure it's just a cough
Dr. Farber: Two week after a quadruple bypass surgery you can never be too careful
Betty: Hilda only spoke to Dr Steve on the phone
Dr. Farber: On the phone. Terrfic. That's how I order Chinese food
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Marc: This is a defining moment; I'm the first assistant who has ever been invited to a Wilhelmina Slater party
Betty: Well I'm here too
Marc: Not when I tell the story
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