Gio [to Mode random]: Ok, "chicken and cheese special" on a baguette, no cheese, no chicken, no baguetteGio [to Betty]: I just sold her a plate of lettuce for 7 bucks!
Betty: Yes, but that's for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so really it's a bargain!
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Betty: Oh yay the sandwich guy!! I got too excited didn't I?
Christina: Yeah
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Hilda: Papi just called, he's coming coming home thursday
Betty: I'm so happy
Hilda: Yeah well tell your face
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Ignacio: It's a tough decision but let me tell you waht to do . keep your mouth shut and get my ass home from Mexico
Betty: But Daniel is my boss
Ignacio: Oh yeah? Did your boss bring home in blanket from the hospital? Did your boss teach you to swim? Did your boss pull you off the tracks seconds before subway was about to crush you?
Betty: I didn't know you did that
Ignacio: I didn't but I was nervous the first two weren't impressive enough
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Betty: There is no one here who cares about changing the inside. They only care about fixing the outside.
Wilhelmina: What's stumpy up to now?
Betty: This concealer here, this isn't gonna change the fact that she doesn't have a house. And this-this eyeliner isn't going to bring back the people you loved. These women have lost everything and there is not enough styling gel in here to change that! (Betty walks off)
Sheila: You know what, she's right. There's not enough styling gel.
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[after Daniel doses off during Henry's stuff funeral]
Betty: Are you sleeping?
Daniel: No it was a silent prayer.. I was just so moved by the paper clips he gave you
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[after Daniel finds Betty at a french fry stand...]
Betty: How'd you find me?
Daniel: It's no secret, you turn to potatoes in time of need
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Amanda: Hey, what's different about you? You get your hair cut?
Betty: I'm wearing an eye patch.
Amanda: You didn't always have that?
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Christina [talking to herself in mirror]: Hello Mrs Matt Damon
Betty: Are you doing the Matt Damon thing again?
Christina: I'll give you a Bourne ultimatum
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Betty: You want some cereal... shoot I forgot to get the cereal.. which okay because we don't have any milk
Justin: Don't worry about it, we're making macaroni necklaces today, I'll just eat that
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