Season 3, Episode 9: "When Betty Met YETI"
Marc: You help them meet their quotaBetty: What are you talking about?
Marc: They picked you, Betty Suarez of Queens, because you're Latina... you're the token ethnic girl
Betty: What? They picked me... That doesn't even... Wow, Marc, you have said some really ugly things to me in the past but the is by far and away the ugliest
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Daniel [to Betty]: Is that the same outfit your were wearing yesterday?
Betty [pepped up on coffee]: Good eye, good eye!
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Betty: Papi, I need a pan of of your capirotada and a spoon... two spoons, I need one going at all times
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Betty: It's time you and i have a talk about something that really has bothering me
Amanda: Is this about that sixty dollars you left out for anyone to take in your bottom drawer? It's time to let that go
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Season 3, Episode 8: "Tornado Girl"
Betty: I can't believe you're getting married, if i was getting married I'd never stop talking about my weddingMarc: And we'd all kill ourselves in six different ways
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Daniel: I guess you kind of are OCD about things
Betty: I prefer the word careful
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Betty: I feel like I'm in the middle of a fashion storm right now
Amanda: You look like a plus size princess. Dressing you up with clothing from my hefty years is like playing with a big squishy doll. It's so fun, can we do it tomorrow please?
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Season 3, Episode 7: "Crush'd"
Betty: Thank you so much for that donationDaniel: It is the Mode after party. Plus, I hear the singer of the band is just to die for
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Betty: ...a guy is the last thing i should be thinking about
Hilda: Why? you're young, you have a good job, your own apartment
Justin: And you're wearing heels sometimes... thank god
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[referring to Amanda's ambiguous flyer about their after party]
Betty: But how will people know where to go? They won't even know what time to show up
Amanda: If they want to be there badly enough they'll figure all that out. You have to make it hard to get on the list, that way the party will be full of people desperate to be there and they'll think it's great no matter how much of a humongous turd it is
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