Season 3, Episode 4: "Betty Suarez Land"
Amanda: A pair of smelly balls arrived for youBetty: Yay!
Amanda: Is that your lunch?
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Betty: Private? Yesterday you have me check a mole on your lower back and today there's boundaries? Yay for that!
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Season 3, Episode 3: "Crimes of Fashion"
Alexis: What do I do?Betty: I haven't told Daniel because i know your a good person Alexis. Right now you're the only person that can prove that
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Mandy: You killed Wilhelmina and you stuffed her! You put her in Tahari?
Betty: Amanda, it's a Wilhelmina doll.
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Betty [in Mandy's dream]: Amanda, have you seen the mustard? I need it for my big fat sandwich which I'm always eating around you and making a big mess of myself.
Mandy [in Mandy's dream]: I know! You always are, right?
Betty: I don't always eat sandwiches. And besides, I wasn't even there!
Mandy: I'm just saying it really does feel that way sometimes.
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Betty: I'm not gonna let you turn my apartment to in a sex den..
Hilda: It's not about sex, it's about love
Betty: Fine, some love den..
Hilda: If it was just that we could do it in the backseat of his car
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Marc: Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It's alright, she's only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the stairs and is unconscious
Betty: What!?
Marc: Don't worry, Wilhelmina and her baby are fine
Betty: What about Christina?
Marc: I'm sure she's... you know I didn't ask.
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Betty: I thought I'd go for a dry cleaning run since you're off the track suits... yay!
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Mandy: You look different
Betty: I'm wet
Mandy: Big improvement
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Season 3, Episode 2: "Filing for the Enemy"
Betty: Daniel, anything you truly want has to be worth fighting for.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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