Betty: When I was a little girl I hated getting my allergy shot, so I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester's Banquet?
Christina: I think people just want to get drunk.
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Betty: Henry can you believe it? We saved the day, I am totally wonderful.
Henry: I snatched a purse, I'm kind of a bad ass!
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Amanda: You got messages. Christina called like twelve-hundred times. I'm pretty sure she was drunk dialing. And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around.
Betty: Henry is not my lover. And just throw away the messages from Christina.
Amanda: Oh, someone's got their bitch on.
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Betty: What are you doing sneaking in my window like your back in high school?
Hilda: I was out last night, with Santos, but I don't want Papi to know or Justin, yet. I mean I don't know if this is I love you or I love you naked
Betty: OK, so you are back in high school
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Betty: Thank you so much for that donation
Daniel: It is the Mode after party. Plus, I hear the singer of the band is just to die for
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Betty: ...a guy is the last thing i should be thinking about
Hilda: Why? you're young, you have a good job, your own apartment
Justin: And you're wearing heels sometimes... thank god
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[referring to Amanda's ambiguous flyer about their after party]
Betty: But how will people know where to go? They won't even know what time to show up
Amanda: If they want to be there badly enough they'll figure all that out. You have to make it hard to get on the list, that way the party will be full of people desperate to be there and they'll think it's great no matter how much of a humongous turd it is
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Betty: Why are you always around?
Amanda: Betty, we're roomies now, this is what we do. I'm supposed to be all up in your biz, so why the brown face?
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Daniel: Guess what, we got Mariah Carey. Turns out Conner knows her, isn't that great?
Betty: Oh um yea Mariah is alright, but can we just put a pin on her for a second because I think I found someone way fresher: Jesse's band, Dark Sexual Hourney. They're awesome and they are about to break out any minute and you'll love them
Daniel: Ok, great yeah let's just get Mariah on the phone. Hey Mariah, it's Daniel, yeah turns out we aren't going to need you to sing. We got Jesse, the guy from my assistants building. He is so cute, yeah he is just the dreamiest
Betty: I hate when you're sarcastic
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