Favorite Bill Compton Quotes
Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul... you have brought light back into my life.
You know what they say about gentlemen, they don't brag about sloppy seconds.
I'll take a shower now, unless you care to join me.
Bill: I remember when ladies clothing stores sold petticoats.
Sookie: That's so weird.
Bill: Actually I sort of miss my times. Clothes left something to the imagination and required a certain skill to get past.
Sookie: I think there's a Halloween store around here that sells them.
Bill: You're such a tease
We fucked like only two vampires can.
Bill: We may be immortal, Lorena, but you are dead to me.
Lorena: I wish you hadn't said that.
Eric: Awkward time for a drop in, Bill.
Bill: Jessica mentioned Sookie had been having a rough go of it.
Eric: She seems to be recovering nicely.
Sookie: I'm sorry if I got you into any trouble tonight.
Bill: Don't apologize. We vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I'd prefer to be in it with you
Bill: She has no humanity, she's in the grips of overwhelming transformations, there will be times when she cannot control even a single impulse...and believe me she HAS many.
Sookie: ...How is that any different from being a teenage girl
Eric: The vampires here, they're like cowboys. If they don't get Godric back they'll want justice. They'll start attacking people.
Bill: Open aggression against humans? That's insane.
Eric: Well, it's Texas
Sookie: Another first
Bill: How do you mean?
Sookie: We've never had make up sex before
Bill: How does it compare to "you thought I was dead" sex?
Sookie: That was pretty great too, but I wouldn't want to have to go through that again
Your bedtime will be 4 a.m., not a minute later... We also recycle in this house.