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True-blood

Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul... you have brought light back into my life.

You know what they say about gentlemen, they don't brag about sloppy seconds.

Bill: I remember when ladies clothing stores sold petticoats.
Sookie: That's so weird.
Bill: Actually I sort of miss my times. Clothes left something to the imagination and required a certain skill to get past.
Sookie: I think there's a Halloween store around here that sells them.
Bill: You're such a tease

I'll take a shower now, unless you care to join me.

Sookie: I'm sorry if I got you into any trouble tonight.
Bill: Don't apologize. We vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I'd prefer to be in it with you

Bill: We may be immortal, Lorena, but you are dead to me.
Lorena: I wish you hadn't said that.

We fucked like only two vampires can.

Eric: Awkward time for a drop in, Bill.
Bill: Jessica mentioned Sookie had been having a rough go of it.
Eric: She seems to be recovering nicely.

Your bedtime will be 4 a.m., not a minute later... We also recycle in this house.

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