Favorite Bill Henrickson Quotes
(to Nicki) In no small part thanks to you, you're my secret weapon.
Margene: I've noticed things have changed. You don't look at me when we are having sex.
Bill: That's not true.
Margene: Yes it is. You're not even looking at me now.
(to Barb) I need a blessing from you. Please.
I had a grace descend down on me.
Since you don't take me seriously, I thought you might listen to him.
(to Margene) Heavenly father got all the pieces right when he made you.
[Bill sneaks into Margie's bed]
Margie: Where's Nicki?
Bill: What??
Margie: It's Nicki's night. You gotta go.
[Bill sneaks into Nicki's bedroom]
Nicki: Honey, what are you doing here?
Bill: It's our night!
Nicki: It was. Didn't you get my message? See the Post-It?
Bill: Post-It?
Nicki: I traded with Barb
Bill [about the guest list]: Are you crazy!? How many people?
Nicki: Just immediate family! ... 153
Lois [about poisoning Frank]: How can he suspect me when I didn't do anything? That's crazy!
Bill: Fine, fine. So who is gonna pick him up?
Lois: Why don't you go pick him up?
Bill: I hate him as much as you do.
Lois: Then maybe you did it!
Lois [about her and Bill's father]: We're gonna be legally married!
Bill: Congratulations.
Lois: No gifts, please!
Bill: Are you happy?
Lois: Well, you know me. I have a naturally cheerful countenance. But anyway, I just wanted to let you know. We won't be moving in together which means we'll probably get along a little better. But it won't matter any way. He won't be around much longer
Barb: Who's that?
Bill: Just Nicki.
Barb: Oh. What'd she want?
Bill: No, nothing... She's ovulating
Nicki [for a baby name]: What do you think of the name Noel?
Bill: I think it says "Kick me and take my lunch money"
