Bill Henrickson Quotes
Ernest Holloway [about the UEB Council]: They also talked about negotiating a contract with NASA to sell clay from one of the mines we own in Moab for the heat shields on the shuttle.
Bill: They don't believe we even went to the moon and yet they're in business with the agency that didn't go there
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Nicki: I love you, Bill.
Bill: I love you, too.
Nicki: How much?
Bill: I say it's astronomical, beyond all measure.
Nicki: I have $58,000 in debt
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Bill: I promise you, you will not have the baby in this motel.
Wanda: Oh, I could give birth in a potato patch, I'd survive. It's Joey I'm worried about
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Barb: Who's that?
Bill: Just Nicki.
Barb: Oh. What'd she want?
Bill: No, nothing... She's ovulating
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Lois [about her and Bill's father]: We're gonna be legally married!
Lois: No gifts, please!
Bill: Are you happy?
Lois: Well, you know me. I have a naturally cheerful countenance. But anyway, I just wanted to let you know. We won't be moving in together which means we'll probably get along a little better. But it won't matter any way. He won't be around much longer
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Nicki [for a baby name]: What do you think of the name Noel?
Bill: I think it says "Kick me and take my lunch money"
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Ben: How do you know if God's talking to you or if you're just talking to yourself?
Bill: That's one of the most important challenges in life
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Bill [to Ben]: Hey, remember tomorrow: no deodorant, no soap, no mouthwash.
Sarah: Like you really have to tell him that
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[Bill sneaks into Margie's bed]
Margie: Where's Nicki?
Margie: It's Nicki's night. You gotta go.
[Bill sneaks into Nicki's bedroom]
Nicki: Honey, what are you doing here?
Bill: It's our night!
Nicki: It was. Didn't you get my message? See the Post-It?
Nicki: I traded with Barb
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