Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 10)
Season 5, Episode 2: "Beauty and the Feast"
Dan: Blair, this isn't a joke. We are not leaving this room until you agree to get help.
Blair: I don't need help. I'm not bulimic. I'm pregnant.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: Now you're going to be sorry you didn't guard.
Dan: Woah. You're gonna go? With me in here? I'm not sure our friendship can handle that.
Blair: Friendship is a tenuous term. Now be a gentleman and run the water.
• Rating: Unrated
Dan: I can't believe that I thought you changed last year. And since you didn't, Chuck is now going off the deep end trying to get your attention. Again.
Blair: No. Now that's where you're wrong. Whatever he's doing isn't about me. He was the who told me to marry Louis. And he meant it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: Blair, hey. Listen, I know you don't want to see me now, probably not ever. But I'm not here to cause problems. I can't say the same about Chuck. Have you seen him?
Blair: Walk with me.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: I don't understand. How am I to become an icon of style and taste if I can only where a burkha?
Princess Beatrice: I'm sorry, the dress code is mandated.
Blair: So you get to be Balmain and I get to be Barbara Bush?
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: Are you sure this doctor is reputable? Your prenatal care is imperative.
Dorota: You never care about my womb before.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: What if i lose everything?
Dan: You'll still have me.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Dorota: Saltines only thing I eat for months with Ana.
Blair: It's not the same. Your people were bred to work through these conditions and give birth in a field.
Dorota: No fields in Krakow. And I have birthing suite in Lenox Hill.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dorota: You are pregnant, too! We are like sisters now!
Blair: [glares]
Dorota: ... Cousins.
Blair: [glares]
Dorota: Distant cousins.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
OB GYN: Dorota, how are you?
Blair: She's fine. I'm Blair, Dorota's employer. I have a few questions.
Dorota: Just go with it. Is only way.
Blair: What about breast sensitivity? She practically screams when anyone touches them. I can hear her all the way in Queens.
Doctor: Perfectly normal.
Blair: Great. And how long until she can determine the father of her child? She's had a few one night stands with the staff of our building...
Dorota: Blair Cornelia Waldorf!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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