Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 27)
Season 4, Episode 13: "Damien Darko"
Blair: OMG. I was just poleaxed by a poor person.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: B, I hear scheming in your voice. You cannot sabotage him.
Blair: Why not? I'm not going to treat him any better than all my other enemies just 'cause you sporadically love him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: B, I know you like to turn everything into a contest but surely Dan isn't your biggest competition at W.
Blair: All the other girls are variations on a theme. And that theme is slightly lesser versions of me. But Dan is a writer. He makes delicious coffee. Never mind the fact that he's not a completely horrible looking straight guy working at a fashion magazine. He's got the whole office buzzing.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Dan: Epperley asked me to pull the lemon Louis Vuittons.
Blair: Oh. You poor lost lamb. Let me help you.
Dan: I didn't date Serena van der Woodsen for two years to not come away knowing that those are Marc Jacobs and they're mustard.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dan: We're interns. I may not know couture but I know how to collate.
Blair: And I know how to staple, so stay out of my way or I'll use one to attach your tongue to your shoulder blade.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Epperley: Thousands of applications. These are the best of the best.
Blair: I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.
Epperley: Assuming that's your way of saying you're the most distinguished, ambitious student at your school, then they're all Blair Waldorfs.
• Rating: Unrated
Epperley: This is real life, not some Hollywood chick flick where an intern with a scrunchy gets a makeover and triumphs in the end.
Blair: I have never owned a scrunchy.
Epperley: I think I read that. On your resume.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Dan: You gotta be kidding me. Scorpio Rising was a great film.
Blair: That dreck puts the "ick" in esoteric.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "The Kids Are Not All Right"
Dan: You do know that 'powerful woman' is not actually a career, right?
Blair: And neither is 'Serena van der Woodsen,' but ten bucks says that you'll miss your interview waiting for her, yet again.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
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