Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 29)
Season 4, Episode 12: "The Kids Are Not All Right"
Blair: What are you doing here?
Dan: Hello to you too.
• Rating: Unrated
Penelope: Do you know how many women would kill to work with your mother?
Blair: Yes. And they're the Jenny Humphreys of the world.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eleanor: Oh. Honey, that reminds me. I was thinking, why not work with me at Waldorf Designs? You love fashion.
Blair: Well I also love a good pot-au-feu but that doesn't mean that I'm going to build a career around it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Serena: Just take me away from my problems, please. Tell me, what did you do over the break?
Blair: Why? What did you hear?
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: I had to pull an Erin Brockovich and go down to the Litchfield County clerk's office to try to get a copy of the case. And how's this for irony ...
Blair: Court records are public so you wore a push-up bra for no reason?
Serena: The case filed is sealed because it involved a minor.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "The Townie"
Blair: See, I told you road trips are strictly for Humphreys.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Dan: That's your plan? Disguises and accents?
Blair: I never said anything about accents ... Can you do any?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Blair: What are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be off living your dream? Days on end in a real car with Serena?
Dan: No. I'm staying here. So actually I'll be living out my nightmare. Trapped in the city with only Blair Waldorf to talk to.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Dan: See I told you. Food is more delicious when you cook it yourself.
Nate: Yup. That's why we're going to end this experiment in middle class living and then call the housekeeper to clean up.
Blair: No way! I stuck my hand up a turkey's butt. You're not getting out of your job.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Clearly she's drugged Serena again! Dan, write a list of everything Damien said that he sold to Juliet. [to Nate] And you. Look at the list and tell us which one of those drugs causes you to repeatedly trust psychopaths.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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