Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 32)
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Witches of Bushwick"
Blair: As long as I'm with you, I'm Hillary in the White House. And I want to be Hillary, Secretary of State. Except with better hair.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: Nothing like a friendly benefit to start a day of meetings about getting the Empire back on top.
Blair: You do thrive in that position. I'm sure your Black and White ball for the hotel association will remind them of that.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Chuck: Look at Brad and Angelina. They take turns on top!
Blair: But Angelina won an Oscar first.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: Apparently rules are there to be broken. We CAN have it all.
Blair: No. You can.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: My black Balenciaga will be perfect to publicly condemn you.
Chuck: I love poplin.
Blair: I love condemnation.
Chuck: I love you.
Blair: [pause] Of course no one does black like Dior.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: As for your devoted suitors, have you finally decided whom to crush?
Serena: No, and I have feeling for both. I don't want to hurt either. I have a whole new appreciation for Big Love.
Blair: Well. Even in Utah only the men get to have more than one spouse. Which, I've come to realize, is extremely sexist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Don't look at me like that. You're the one that's black and white and read all over.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Blair: What if I need to go through sex rehab like Jesse James?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Blair: [to Serena] Do you forget what happens to you on vacation? There's a reason you never get a tan line.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: It's just your ordinary, run of the mill ex sex, fueled by the most common of aphrodisiacs: mutual loathing and disdain.
Serena: May I remind you that those are both feelings?
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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