Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 33)
Season 4, Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Blair: Okay, it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let's be honest, I've lost count how many times.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Juliet: Nate, this isn't me. You know that.
Nate: How would I ever believe anything you say again?
Blair: Well you can believe the part where she does her own hair.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: [to Juliet] Your obsession with Serena has grown tiresome.
Blair: [also to Juliet] Just because you have no money and delusions of grandeur does not make it okay for you to be a single white trash female.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: If I could say something. I for one can fully corroborate Miss Waldorf's story. She was indeed having an affair with Professor Forrester. I know this because I keep tabs on everyone Blair sees and talks to, due to my insatiable jealousy. Though she did state something to the effect that he didn't quite satisfy her like I used to.
Blair: It's true.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Blair: Why would I jeopardize my college career by lying? So go ahead, fire Colin. Oh wait! He already quit. So let's just go in and enjoy some jeté. Allegro.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Serena: I don't understand. You brought Colin as your date. Are you on a sugar high?
Blair: No. He's your date. Not mine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Hurry! There's a Bass on the loose and it's hungry. Actually, so am I.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Colin: I came to my senses and did what I should have done weeks ago. I called the dean and told her I am done teaching at Columbia. I even managed to find a replacement.
Blair: Just when I had written you off. Well not "just" ... I kind of wrote you off weeks ago. Sorry.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Blair: What are you doing here? Step any closer and I'll scream.
Chuck: You better believe you will. If we're going to end this we have to start the immersion therapy right away.
Blair: What are you talking about? This is a detox. We have to stay away from each other.
Chuck: Where's the fun in that?
Blair: Cleanses aren't fun, they're effective.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Sex in the limo. We've literally come full circle.
Chuck: You're right. We need to do whatever we can to end this.
Blair: It may be difficult but it's the only way.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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