Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 34)
Season 4, Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Blair: Serena. What are you doing on campus so early?
Serena: Watching you climb out of a brownstone vestibule with Chuck following like the Bass that ate the canary. And no denials — your skirt's on backwards.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: What if someone sees.
Chuck: You don't like that anymore?
Blair: No, you idiot! I mean what if someone we know sees. Wait, what am I saying? There will be nothing to see. This ends here.
Chuck: What about over there?
Blair: Okay. Hurry.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Chuck: This comforter blocks out so much noise they could sell it to Bose.
Blair: This has got to end.
Chuck: I thought I just did.
Blair: That was the last time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: I know we agreed to wait, but it feels like life is just passing us by. It's not fair.
Blair: Life is tough Serena. Get a helmet.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "War at the Roses"
Blair: What are you still doing here Chuck? I threw you out hours ago.
Chuck: I wanted to let you know the treaty is over.
Blair: Fine with me. This pretense of civility was exhausting.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Blair: It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Oh please. If I want to hear fiction I'll go talk to Jonathan Franzen.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: Since Gothic Barbie remains safely quarantined upstate, feel free to stop by. If you're feeling lonely.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Did you invite the entire Columbia faculty to your party tonight?
Blair: I may have invited the dean and whomever she favors. Why do you care? You're not going.
Serena: Well the anniversary party was canceled so yes I am. And now it turns out so is Colin.
Blair: Unless you mean Firth or Farrell I'm not listening.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Serena: Why are we sidebarring? Do you really want access to strip clubs?
Blair: No, I just don't want to seem like I'm ceding territory too easily.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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