Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 35)
Season 4, Episode 7: "War at the Roses"
Chuck: If you give me the Standard on weeknights I'll give you the Carlyle for the entire Christmas season.
Blair: Done. But I want an addendum that you can't bed hostesses from a roster of restaurants I frequent.
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Blair: What is he doing here?
Chuck: What is she doing here?
Blair: And who brought the Avon Lady?
Nate: She's a court stenographer. And there's a notary on the way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dorota: Happy to have you home, Miss. Eleanor.
Eleanor: You didn't think I would miss throwing my only child a 20th birthday party.
Blair: Mother you do know that my actual birthday isn't until next week, don't you?
Eleanor: Twenty-three hours of labor, I am not likely to forget.
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Blair: Dorota, what's going on with me?
Dorota: You aren't fighting with Mr. Chuck, so you are fighting with everyone else.
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Blair: What part of J. Mendel did you not understand?
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldorf's is not a Best Western!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "Easy J"
Blair: I was blind! He was lying in wait for me just like he was in real life! Only it wasn't. It was a woman, with long blond hair.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: [to Chuck] If you're here to deliver any further humiliation Dorota can sign for it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Are you happy now that you've humiliated both of us?
Chuck: It's in your own bloody hands, Lady Macbeth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penelope: The Boom Boom Room is a private club and we're having trouble with the door guy. Can you help?
Blair: Penelope. This isn't Congress. Accomplish something!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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