Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 36)
Season 4, Episode 6: "Easy J"
Penelope: Nothing could be more entertaining than bottle blonde recon, but we're still dying to know why you deported Jenny in the first place.
Blair: Yours is not to wonder why. Yours is to do or die. Go!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenny: Blair, I'm just here for one day. I have an interview with Tim Gunn and if everything goes well then he'll write me a recommendation letter for Parsons.
Blair: Parsons is still in Manhattan is it not?
Jenny: Lower Manhattan. It's 100 blocks away from the Upper East Side.
Blair: Semantics!
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: No shame. For your information we just stayed up talking.
Blair: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name?
Serena: Colin. The Cab Stealer.
Blair: Oh, well you showed him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: What have we here? Bed: unslept in. Hair in... missionary disarray. And yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Goodbye, Columbia"
Blair: If I have to, I'll blackmail her for the position.
Chuck: An illegal maid scandal, nobody's cared about those in years.
Blair: Oh, and a lesbian switcheroo doesn't make you Blackwater.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: B, can I just wish you good luck and take plausible deniability on this one?
Blair: Luck not needed, but right backatcha.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: So you're going to let Chuck have the assistant position then.
Blair: I said civilized, not lobotomized.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tiffany: How do you go from Better Homes and Gardens to the NRA?
Blair: It's a short trip, believe me.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: I mean who would lie to Gossip Girl about something like that?
Blair: Do you really want a list? Because I don't know if I have that kind of time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: The dean's extended me the courtesy of auditing a few classes. He thought it important I get the feel for campus life before breaking ground on the new Bart Bass Memorial Rotunda.
Blair: The what?
Chuck: It's a building. With a circular ground plan. Usually covered by a dome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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