Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 38)
Season 4, Episode 4: "Touch of Eva"
Blair: [to Serena] No Dan? In that dress. I'm shocked.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: You okay?
Chuck: I'm stupid. How could I ever believe someone good would actually love me.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Serena: [to Dan] I'll call you later.
Blair: No she won't!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: I've never been so happy for Internet porn! Humphrey, you've done a fine job. Serena and I can take it from here.
Dan: Okay, but you may lose me to CSI: Williamsburg.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: The woman is a saint! She didn't recoil from those creepy cat rescuers. Or turn away from those pictures of the starving children. She didn't even cringe when that homeless man licked her arm.
Dan: Well she might be used to weird guys licking her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: Eva, what's going on?
Eva: I needed the money for a friend.
Blair: That weak excuse might have worked in the former Vichy Republic, but Chuck and I are savvy New Yorkers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Chuck gave Eva a limited edition Baignoire Cartier watch. Gossip Girl even has a whole thread where people can guess how much it costs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dorota: Sorry, Miss Blair. No papers today. I think maybe 8H steal them again.
Blair: Dorota. We both know it was you, not Susan Lucci, who took my papers. But there's no point. It's all over the Internet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "The Undergraduates"
Juliet: The girls all want to borrow your clothes, and the boys all want to take them off.
Blair: Thank you for the warning on both counts.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Blair: [to Eva] Oh, and if I were you, I'd accessorize with some gloves. Not even a manicure can disguise those peasant hands.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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