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Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 39)

Season 4, Episode 3: "The Undergraduates"

Blair: [to Eva] Oh, and if I were you, I'd accessorize with some gloves. Not even a manicure can disguise those peasant hands.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Their membership is so restricted it makes Soho House look like a halfway house.
• Rating: Unrated

Blair: How is my first day at Columbia supposed to matter if Gossip Girl isn't around to tell people it does?
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Blair: This isn't a conspiracy, Serena. Face it. Hamilton House just didn't want you.
• Rating: Unrated

Serena: Wow. And I thought college was going to be different from high school.
Blair: Who'd want that?
• Rating: Unrated

Blair: The good thing about no Gossip Girl: no Chuck. What about you? You're the one who has to start college with an ex-boyfriend loose on campus.
Serena: Oh there won't be any issues. Nate and I are still friends even if he is dating some gorgeous blonde named Juliet.
Blair: Oh, please. You are Serena van der Woodsen. We've been on campus what, five minutes? I bet there's already a frat house filled with guys fighting over you. And don't worry, my jealousy issues are as over as... surf fabrics for evening wear. And besides, we're carrying on our divide and conquer strategy from Paris.
Serena: But where will our neutral meeting ground be? Hot & Crusty will not possibly do after Café Louie Phillippe.
Blair: But Hamilton House will.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Chuck will soon realize that it doesn't matter if the dress is couture if the girl is off the rack. And then, as with all things that don't fit, you'll be sent back to where you came from.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4, Episode 2: "Double Identity"

Blair: I could care less about his Bassets and probably he's filtering his assets through some foreign government so I won't know.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0