Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 40)
Season 4, Episode 2: "Double Identity"
Serena: B, I went to the morgue today.
Blair: What is that, a sex club?
Serena: A place where they keep dead bodies. I had to identify a body because he had Chuck's ID. Don't worry, it wasn't him.
Blair: I'm not worried.
Serena: But Blair I just hung up with my mom and Chuck is missing.
Blair: Well consider him found. He was in the Rue de Charenton an hour ago.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Serena: I can't believe it's almost time to go back to New York already.
Blair: I know. And you still haven't made your Sophie's Choice between Brooklyn ad the Upper East Side. What? If you go back with an uncertain heart there will be drama and disaster for all.
Serena: It's like choosing between eclairs and Napoleons. They're both delicious.
Blair: Except Humphrey's a doughnut.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: You should have told me you were shot.
Chuck: I'm surprised you didn't shoot me yourself.
Blair: I have. Many times, in my dreams. The good ones.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Blair: Just because you're poorly dressed doesn't mean you're not Chuck Bass.
Chuck: Why would I want to be him?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "Belles Du Jour"
Blair: I want to hear all about how Brown offers a major in raw foods.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: As much as I'm going to miss you while you're in Providence, having separate lives ensures no competition, which means no high school pettiness!
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: I don't care about dating a prince. I don't care about dating anyone. I just care about you. I really need my friend right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Seriously? No one's gonna believe that.
Blair: Wanna bet?
• Rating: Unrated
Gossip Girl: We hear Baccarat just updated its menu.
Louis: I thought it was fate. But I guess not.
Blair: No no! It is fate. It's just...
Louis: Good evening, Blair.
Gossip Girl: The gateau du jour? Is now humble pie. Bon appetit, Blair.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: I love it how it has never occurred to you that someone might not want to see you every single day.
Serena: Someone, sure. Probably lots of people. But not my best friend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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