Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 42)
Season 3, Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Blair: Is there anything I can do? Dorota's family has Polish mob connections.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Who are you? House? I'm sure Dr. Van der Woodson knows what he's doing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: I always have a plan C.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World"
Blair: Can I ask you something? What do you think about falafel?
Minion: Eww. Isn't that the kind of food paralegals eat?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: [on her apartment] In a post-war building on a street that's not even numbered? It's lettered. And its big selling point is that it's above a falafel stand.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Dr. Estrangeloved"
Blair: I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Is that an Aaron Rose?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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