Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 44)
Season 3, Episode 17: "Inglorious Bassterds"
Blair: I never thought the worst thing you'd ever do would be to me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: No word from Chuck?
Blair: He's sitting down with Satan this morning.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: I invited my minions. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: Serena, you've done some unforgivable things, like sleeping with Nate when we were saving ourselves for each other or killing Pete Fairman. How far is too far?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Champagne okay?
Blair: I'd prefer something stronger, to kill the germs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "The Empire Strikes Jack"
Chuck: I've come this far without my mother, I'm not gonna back down now.
Blair: Well if it's a war Chuck wants, it's a war he'll get.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: There's something about waking up on the morning of a fashion show, the smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Eleanor: One of the things that makes Waldorf women so special is that they don't fit in everywhere.
Blair: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: [on Cromwell's] Where Bristol Palin shops?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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