Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 49)
Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"
Blair: [to V and O] First, I'll text TMZ. Then Gossip Girl. Oh! And the Town Crier in Nowheresville, Vermont, so your parents find out! So, what's it gonna be?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Blair: I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Olivia: Vanessa, you're in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it.
Dan: Olivia, that's ... that's crazy. Come on.
Olivia: You know what, I don't have to put up with any of this. I quit.
Vanessa: Oh no you don't. I quit!
Blair: What's going on? Did you bozos have a threesome or something? [pause] Oh God! How stupid can you be? The third person's always supposed to be a stranger!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Boxing out is one of Vanessa's favorite activities.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Blair: Dan?
Dan: Mmm.
Blair: When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, not yours or theirs, will get in the way of my cabaret!
Dan: It'll be fine, Blair.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: What is she doing here?
Blair: Silly! I'm the producer. Co-star. And director.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Olivia: Being a movie star has a certain cachet.
Blair: I may have read that at the dentist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Olivia! Just the starlet I was hoping to see!
Olivia: Hi Blair. Does Dorota need to use my outlet for your towel warmer again?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?"
Blair: SERENA. I mean, Serena. There you are. May I speak to you for a moment please? Hey Tripp.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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