Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 85)
Season 1, Episode 16: "All About My Brother"
Blair: [to Dan] It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 15: "Desperately Seeking Serena"
Serena: I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...
Blair: Performance anxiety?
Serena: Bye Blair!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Blair: Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Blair: And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Isabel: So how did you get Todd to play along?
Blair: Hey Is... what are you doing tonight?
Isabel: Uh, not Todd.
Blair: Fine, I guess I'll have to come up with something else.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 14: "The Blair Bitch Project"
Blair: Excuse me, this seems private, so I'm gonna head out now. I have a table at Butter, reservation's under Waldorf in case there's an after-party.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: B, what are you doing?
Blair: Giving home schooling some serious consideration.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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