Blair Waldorf Quotes
Blair: [to Nate and Chuck] I need your help.
Nate: What's going on with her?
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Serena: I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...
Blair: Performance anxiety?
Serena: Bye Blair!
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Blair: My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes?
Jenny: I came to tell you in person. You win.
Blair: Oh sweetie, we just started to play.
Jenny: No, you don't understand. I'm done. With you, with them, all of it.
Blair: Just like that, you wave the white flag.
Jenny: I lied. And I stole and I lost the respect for my family. For what, so I can be like you? You asked me before if it was all worth it. And my answer is, it's not.
Blair: I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like you couldn't afford it.
Jenny: Well you were right.
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Blair: Serena, what are you doing here? It's late. Oh my God. What's happened? What's wrong? Talk to me.
Serena: I can't.
Blair: Of course you can.
Serena: No. No, B, this is the one thing I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.
Blair: I'm not anyone, I'm me. You can tell me anything.
Serena: No I can't. Because then that would make you a part of it. And you can't be a part of this.
Blair: What are you talking about? You're starting to scare me. Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you, is me. There's nothing you could ever say to make me let go. I love you. What is it?
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[to Dan] It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.
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Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.
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All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.
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Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
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Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
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