And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.

Isabel: So how did you get Todd to play along?
Blair: Hey Is... what are you doing tonight?
Isabel: Uh, not Todd.
Blair: Fine, I guess I'll have to come up with something else.

Excuse me, this seems private, so I'm gonna head out now. I have a table at Butter, reservation's under Waldorf in case there's an after-party.

Serena: B, what are you doing?
Blair: Giving home schooling some serious consideration.

Operator: Information, city and state please.
Blair: Brooklyn... I think that's in New York.

Hostess: There's a line outside, you ready to give up your table yet?
Blair: No, my party's coming.

Hazel: How long do we have to stay?
Blair: Rice Krispie treats?

Blair: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena: Because I'm nice. You should try it. Come on, compliment me, tell me my hair looks beautiful.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?

Blair: What's happening?
Dorota: You have bad dream and you're sleeping with your chocolate.

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