Season 3, Episode 13: "The Hurt Locket"
Blair: Well, I can see my advice went the way of the clog!Serena: What are you talking about?
Blair: An ugly wooden shoe that tried to make a statement and then disappeared. Just like your resolve to take things slow with Nate.
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Blair: Are you in the hospital? Since I know you're alive, there can be no other possible reason why you'd sacrifice my entire future.
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Blair: After years of starvation, you can't let him gorge on sundaes. He'll panic and decide he hates ice cream.
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Blair: Just imagining my life as a member of the most exclusive secret society makes me tingle.
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Blair: Chastity belts go very well with formal wear.
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Serena: Did I tell you that he texts me every night before he goes to sleep? It's so sweet.
Blair: Sexting is not sweet. It's off-limits until you're in a relationship.
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Season 3, Episode 12: "The Debarted"
Blair: I'm not a huge advocate of the downtrodden but I am a fan of not stepping on them when I'm at John Derian. If you turn these into lofts then where are they going to live?• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Hi.
Serena: Hi! Nice outfit.
Blair: You too.
Serena: You were so right about this one.
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Chuck: My father always thought I was weak. And in the moment that mattered most I was. I couldn't be there when he ... I left. Right away. I've been pushing myself to prove him wrong, and pushing you away.
Blair: I don't think you ran away because you couldn't handle death. I think it's because you couldn't handle feelings. You're not like that anymore. You're strong. You carry people. You carry me. You're becoming a man in a way that your father never was. Come. Let's say goodbye.
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Chuck: How's Serena?
Blair: She's gonna be okay.
Chuck: Lily's here? Eric's here?
Blair: Everyone's here.
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