Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Chuck: Your holiday paranoia knows no bounds.Blair: Precedence is not paranoia.
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Blair: [to Dorota] Hello is the word you're looking for.
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Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"
Blair: I don't converse with liars or Lewinskys.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [to V and O] First, I'll text TMZ. Then Gossip Girl. Oh! And the Town Crier in Nowheresville, Vermont, so your parents find out! So, what's it gonna be?
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Blair: I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.
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Olivia: Vanessa, you're in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it.
Dan: Olivia, that's ... that's crazy. Come on.
Olivia: You know what, I don't have to put up with any of this. I quit.
Vanessa: Oh no you don't. I quit!
Blair: What's going on? Did you bozos have a threesome or something? [pause] Oh God! How stupid can you be? The third person's always supposed to be a stranger!
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Blair: Boxing out is one of Vanessa's favorite activities.
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Blair: Dan?
Dan: Mmm.
Blair: When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, not yours or theirs, will get in the way of my cabaret!
Dan: It'll be fine, Blair.
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Dan: What is she doing here?
Blair: Silly! I'm the producer. Co-star. And director.
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Olivia: Being a movie star has a certain cachet.
Blair: I may have read that at the dentist.
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