Popular Brad Williams Quotes
He's talking about his Batman and Throbbin'.
Dude you gotta stop referring to yourself as a restaurant. Restaurants don't have windshield wipers.
Um when was this photo taken and why are you making the Kobe Bryant intensity face?
My top half is at a museum fundraiser and my bottom half is selling veggie burritos in the parking lot outside a Widespread Panic concert!
Look at all this hair, I look like Gene Wilder.
And time, 3 minutes and 7 seconds til she mentioned the guy she's dating.
It's like a slinky with breasts.
Man I love the workplace, fluorescent lighting, stale coffee and the sweet sound of men quoting classic comedies.
That girl's so whack, her first name should be knick knack paddy.
Jane: Wait, the not looking me in the eyes, the nervous tick in your boob.
Brad: That thing's jumpin like Kris Kross.
Max: Well BBF why don't you tell me what you used to do on our Saturdays?
Brad: Well, GFF...Gay Fat Friend, I'd start out with lunch then I'd do a little clothes shopping, work out with my trainer and then end my day with a little steam. The perfect Sabado.
I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.
