Brian Griffin Quotes
Peter: Haha, remember somebody said that?
Peter: Haha, like what the guy scientist says. Brian, say something else from TV!
Brian: Watchu talkin bout Willis!?
Peter: You want a beer?
Brian: Peter, it's 11 AM.
Peter: If the clock ain't digital, you don't know that!
Haha, Brian's stupid! I must alert the townsfolk!Chris
Brian: What's on his arms?
Stewie: Those are waterwings. He was terrified of the water.
Brian: Excuse me Mr. Hemingway. Can I have a beer with you?
Ernest Hemingway: Sure, I love life and all the people in it.
Brian: Thanks and, as a fellow writer, I'd love to talk to you about your craft God if only we can get rid of these damn arms and attach the pen directly to the heart.....
[Hemingway shoots himself]
Stewie Also, I gave the string quartet the music for highway to the danger zone
Brian: You have the sheet music for highway to the danger zone?
Stewie: Uh, yeah, that's all I keep in here. It's power bars and sheet music
Stewie: Boy this must be killing you. You're an atheist, and the one guy you don't believe in is getting to bang the woman of your dreams.
Brain: I don't have to take this! I'm out of here. Can you let me out?
Peter: Jesus, we're going to help you lose your virginity!
Quagmire: Oh god! I love sex!
Joe: Sex is overrated.
Peter: Stay out of this Joe.
Hey, its Thanksgiving. Shouldn't you be in Detroit losing a football game right about now.
Brian: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: Playing Unga Bunga. It's the championship.
Stewie: Go away! This is why Zillow estimates our house at $4.