Favorite Bridget Kelly Quotes
Mistakes aren't tragedies.
Andrew: I heard you two talking.
Bridget: We really need to get some doors in this place.
Bridget: You just need a good night's sleep.
Gemma: Yeah, that and some happy pills.
Siobhan: I was wondering how you'd look after six years.
Bridget: Not nearly as good as you.
Siobhan: So, are you still dancing?
Bridget: You mean stripping?
Bridget: You want some help?
Juliet: I want you to leave me alone.
Bridget: I can do that.
It's a lawsuit waiting to happen!
Bridget: Getting pregnant is not a strategy.
Olivia: It is if you need to hold on to your husband.
Andrew: Will you tell her that's not appropriate attire for the first day of school.
Bridget: It's a little fabric challenged.
Bridget: You're high.
Juliette: Was high. Now I'm hungover.
Does a shoe sale at Bergdorf's constitute and emergency?
Juliet's only problem in life is suffering through with your pathetic DNA.
